Two nights, two sneak previews for the TWS staff. Thursday night: Napoleon Dynamite. F-in mint. See that shiz come June peoples. Friday night: Van Helsing, more like Van Helsucks. Even more run-of-the-mill than HellBoo. How do you say "crap on a stick" in Transylvanian? Once again, this movie was like watching all of the below images rolled into one movie... but awful (with help from Ross K Doji):
Konami's finest + Saying "I don't know" on You Can't Do That On Television + Faramir as a bumbling friar + The stained glass windows that came to life in Young Sherlock Holmes + The whore-rific special effects of Clash of the Titans + Ghost in sky sequence + The acting: Hamming it Up + Moulin Rouge's evil mustached man + A slimy-ass Alien pod + Peter Boyle as Frankenberry + The masked orgy + The obligatory scene where the hero gets gadgets from the Q-like character + The worst movie ever: League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Do not see this movie. It's a waste of eyesight and sitting.
Although her accent was afwulreffic, I'll still let her be my wife I wanna set sail with Kate Beckinsale
