No one has forseeneded the future more better butter than the great Arthur C Clarke. 2001: A Space Odyssey is a must read for anyone who has eyes. If you don't have eyes, yer probably jealous of the hills, cause they have eyes, and yer probably not reading this cause u can't and yer probably imagining how scary Lindsay Lohan's face is, but one can't even begin to imagine how scary it truly is unless they have eyes, or for this matter, hills. And for those with thighs, we not only salute you, but we implore you to Rendezvous with Rama. Why? Cause ACC tackles that space-age old question: BOOBS? IN SPACE????
Some women, Commander Norton had decided long ago, should not be allowed aboard ship; weightlessness did things to their breasts that were too damn distracting. It was bad enough when they were motionless; but when they started to move, and sympathetic vibrations set in, it was more than any warm-blooded male should be asked to take. He was quite sure that at least one serious space accident had been caused by acute crew distraction, after the transit of a well-upholstered lady officer through the control cabin.
from Chapter 11: Men, Women, and Monkeys
That leaves only one remaining space-age old question: will there be a History of the World Pt II, and thus... JEWS IN SPACE!?!?!?!
pee es - Peace le Fork out to Jan Murray, who played the Nothing Vendor in History of the World Pt I
is a must read for anyone who has eyes. If you don't have eyes, yer probably jealous of the hills, cause they have eyes, and yer probably not reading this cause u can't and yer probably imagining how scary 
. Why? Cause ACC tackles that space-age old question: BOOBS? IN SPACE????
