This Is List – 2015

01. Jan, 2015 4 Comments

you know the drill – 2014 was so 1014, and 2015 is so gonna be as awesome as 2112 will be. Â Anywho,Â The Washington PostÂ does a list thing,Â and so do we, cause the lord commands it…

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The Ice Bucket Challenge –	The Lice Bucket Challenge –
Meghan Trainor –	TrannyÂ Meagan –
LARP –	Flarp –
ISIS –	The The –
Three Breasts –	Six Breasts –
Redskins –	Breadskins –
Mensch on a Bench –	Rat On A Cat –
Warby Parker –	Furby Frames –
Keith David –	David Keith –
Pharrell’s Hat –	Farrell’s Hats –
Serial Podcast –	Cereal Podcast –
Bitcoins –	Buttcoins –
Trivago –	Jillwaukee –
Â Ferguson Unrest –	Â Ferguson Well Dressed –
World Cup Fever –	Cup Noodles Indigestion –
Craft Beers –	Daft Fears –
Uber –	Goober –
Missing Planes –	Dissing Plane Geometry –
Kale Caesar –	$Randall Tex Cobb Salad$ Randall ‘Tex’ Cobb Salad –
Seth Rogen –	Count Rugen –
Venmo –	*‘Fcuk You, Pay Me‘* –
The Fault in Our Stars –	The Fault in Our Czars –
Conchita Wurst –	Ahmed Best –
Flatizzas –	Flat Tits, Ahhhh –
Break The Internet –	Rumors On The Internets –
Bill Cosby –	Cill Bosby –
Children’s Books Written by Celebrities –	Â Celebrities Written by Children’s Books –

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and hereâ€™s what wasÂ In Oder Aus in the â€™006,Â the â€™007,Â the â€™008,Â the â€™009,Â the ‘010, the ‘011,Â the ‘012,Â the ‘013, the ‘014

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Clarissa Explains It All, David Keith, Ferguson, he Ice Bucket Challenge, Kale Caesar, Keira Knightley, Keith David, latizzas, Randall 'Tex' Cobb, six breasts, The Lice Bucket Challenge, three breasts

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Twin Peaks is coming back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~~WHY???~~ FCUK YEAH!!!!!!!

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here’s what the new series needs…

bring Coop back to the good side

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Killer Bob (the actor) is dead. find someone SCARIER than him to be the new spiritual menace

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somehow keep the look and feel EXACTLY the same. SOMEHOW!!!

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it’s Showtime, so there will be nudity, but don’t over do it. only use the boobies when it suits the story

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10,000% more Bobby Briggs and Shelly Johnson

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bring back Lara Flynn Boyle and explain how she once was Moira Kelly but no longer is Moira Kelly

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include everyone and anyone who was in Twin Peaks, but limit the sh!tty characters’ involvement

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more of Ben Horne obsessing over things/anything

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minutes will be precious – so limit the onscreen singing

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give the deceased actors some sort of honorable salute/send off (so long/goodbye – Killer Bob, Pete Martell, Major Briggs, Mayor Milford, Andrew Packard, Ernie Niles, the waiter, Norma’s mom, Mrs Tremond, Judge Clinton Sternwood, Rev Brocklehurst, Coach Wingate, Tom Brockman, Biker Scotty, Theodora Ridgely, the real Mrs Tremond, Jimmy Scott, Dell Mibbler, Janice Hogan)

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this has nothing to do with the show – but recreate this cover

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resurrect the whorehouse / casino locale, but this time make it twice as whorey and casinoy – TWO Eyed Jacks!!

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give Dr Jacoby a daughter, and her daughter a wacky husband, who also happens to be Dr J’s psychiatrist partner

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add the following actors to the cast – CiarÃ¡n Hinds, Mads Mikkelsen, Paul Dano, Saoirse Ronan, Laura Harring, Olivia de Havilland, Chadwick Boseman, â€ŽBae Doona, Edie McClurg, Peter Mullan, Yaphet Kotto, M Emmet Walsh, Daniel BrÃ¼hl, Hal Holbrook, Tippi Hedren, Alden Ehrenreich, Val Kilmer’s son, Adam West, and/or Keith David/David Keith

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let Andy be Andy

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somehow incorporate a Curly W, since Mark Frost’s nephew / Doctor Hayward’s real life grandson is Nationals prospect Lucas Giolito

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Tremayne’s – a department store owned by Dick Tremayne

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juss don’t fcuk it up

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This Is List – 2014

01. Jan, 2014 3 Comments

you know the drill -Â The Washington PostÂ does it, we does its three, better or worser or perhaps even worse. Â anywho, 2014 is so gonna be our year

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OUT	IN
Selfies –	Shelfies –
*Room 237* –	Room 238 –
Harlem Shake –	Bronx Malt –
Despising Ben Affleck –	Despising Ben Affleck –
1/8th Visible Boobs Â –	3/8th Visible Boobs in an invisible plane –
Cronuts –	Bronuts –
Pleaves –	Plaves –
Kate Upton’s body –	Fred Upton’s body of work –
David Keith –	Keith David –
*The Desolation* *of Smaug* –	The Domination of Zog –
*Yeezus* –	Knowses –
Mayor Bloomberg –	Mayor McCheese –
Edward Snowden –	Snowed Inn Bed & Breakfast –
Â Sarah Palin –	Â Sara Palan –
Blockbuster Video –	Cartrivision –
Ray Donovan –	Donovan Ray –
Bacon –	BaccOff –
Gatsby –	Zaxby’s –
The Walrus Was This Andy Reid Baby –	The Walrus Was Karl Malden –
#ThrowbackThursday –	#ThrowupThursday –
Top Chef –	Topless Chef –
racist Redskins –	Simply Red’s bassist –
Carlos Danger –	Sir Reginald Safety III –
Orange Is The New Black –	Orangeface is the new Blackface –
JFGay –	RFGayÂ [NSFW] –
Doritos Locos –	Utz Slutz –
Tony Romo, Choke Artist –	Â Tony Santavicca, Sandwich Artist! –

and hereâ€™s what wasÂ In Oder Aus in the â€™006,Â the â€™007,Â the â€™008,Â the â€™009,Â the ‘010, the ‘011,Â the ‘012Â & the ‘013

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Andy Reid, David Keith, Karl Malden, Keith David, Orange Is The New Black, Orangeface, Sara Palan, Sarah Palin, selfies, shelfies, The Walrus Was Andy Reid, The Walrus Was Karl Malden, This Is List

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This Is List – 2013

01. Jan, 2013 5 Comments

you know the drill -Â The Washington PostÂ does it, we does it too, better or worse or perhaps even worser. Â anywho, to 2013 and beyond, and be yawn