Thighs Wide Shut

• Coachella set times are posted. Note to those going: The Fiery Furnaces are playing outdoors and not in a smelly tent so you have no eggscuse snot to peep them and their lovely lovelyness.

• I wonder what Dawson and Pacey think of this???#@?! Well, the peep-holes hath spoken.

• LOHAN ACCUSED OF SURGICALLY ENHANCING LIPS

• Lettuce all pray (you too womensz) that Alba changes her stance about nudity when Sin City 2 & 3 get going.

• Ricky G’s Extras has been picked up stateside by The BO! [via Zeit]

• Steve Hartman’s yard sale

• Anyone else miss ‘the early days of Paige Six: posting smutty pictures‘?

• Free passes in various cities for Cinderella Man

• Gov’mint trying again with the dollar coin. Boo-urns to that! At least they realized that no one wants a woman on our coins. Sorry bizatches, but tits true!!

• Bid on Lunch with Paul Simon and Chevy Chase at Gramercy Tavern. And maybe you can call them (p)Al. [via The Gum]

• Ladies of Star Trek [via Gorilla Masq]

• The Big Easel

• Louis Armstrong’s ‘Oops, I Did It Again’ [via Itz Richy]

• Zoo Wants Chimp To Stop Smoking

• Bestest Coz quote of ’05: “Yooooooouuuu seeeeee, me Dizzzzeee think that this is a flazzication of numerous tumorous flizzumations! And your association with the assassination of Haitian nations is both bozzle worthy and flozzum and jetsum like George Jetson!!! Theoooooo!!!“

• Some People juss have no taste. Julia Oral Roberts as yer cover girl? What the fork has she dunn all year? Spankfully not act in movies. MONA LISA SNOREZZzzz!! Wellie, they at least gots some of dem right, but here’s my list of the Top 50 Mos Hottiestest People (in pardickular order): Jude Law, Peabs & Coz, Mandy & Dinty Moore, Alba, Falkor & his sister Mischa, Joe Gibbs, Gabrielle Union, Clive Owen, Uncle Ben, Miranda Otto, Ziyi Zhang Ziyi, Wink Martindale, Rachael Ray, Charlton Heston, Jane Jetson, Tom Welling, Lukas Haas, Brande Roderick, Diego Luna, John Stossel’s mustache, my mum & dad, Camilla Belle, Pat O’Brien, Monica Blue-cheese [NSFW], Eleanor and Matt Friedberger (the real FFs), Keira ‘I spank of u’ Knightley, Martin Freeman, Natalie Portwoman, Brad from ‘Hey Dude’, Peter/Liam/Noel Gallagher’s eyebrows (all count as one person), Marcia Cross, Numa Numa dude, Mayor McCheese, Judge Reinhold, Devon ‘The Owl’ Aoki, Ignatius J. Reilly, Kate Boosworth & Orlando Boo, Tippi Hedren, the Utz girl, Neil Diamond, the Kid, Jessica Fletcher, Eric Thomann, that foxy Maid Marion from Disney’s Robin Hood, and duhvs course, yer Royalistic King & Queen of Thighland…

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Don’t know if you caught it, but tonight on CBS, The American Film institute (AFI) unleashed their 100 Best Songs of the past 100 Years of Film list. Some choices were on the mark like “Mrs. Robinson”, “Summer Nights”, and “The Theme from Shaft”, but others selections were, as melon scratchers go, a honey doodle (thanks Ned Flanders). I mean I love Judy Garland and daughter Liza, but did they both have to occupy 1/3 of the list? And speaking of doodles, I don’t think people in the next 100 years are going to give a rat’s a$$ about “Yankee Doodle Dandy”. And I knows they was trying to be all hip, but what does Hilary Duff know about movies or music? She may sing and act, but have you heard or seen anything she’s done? Lohan must sleep well at night. And I do to… with thoughts of me nestled between her bosom and thighs. Anywho, the list would make any octogenarian as gay as Zorro and his blade, but I think they missed the boat all together. What about these ditties (in no particular order):

– “Just Dropped In (To See What Condition My Condition Was In)” by Kenny Rogers and the First Edition in Big Lebowski

– “Holiday Road” by Lindsay Buckingham, from National Lampoon’s Vacation

– “Lust For Life” by Iggy Pop + most every song in Trainspotting

– “The Goonies R Good Enough” by Cyndi Lauper in The Goonies

– “Who Will Buy?” by various cast members, from Oliver!

– “Rhapsody in Blue” by George Gershwin in Manhattan

– “Pinball Wizard” by Elton John and the Who in Tommy

– “I Love You To Death” by The Village People in Can’t Stop The Music

– “The Cantina Theme” from Star Wars

– “Don’t You (Forget About Me)” by Simple Minds in The Breakfast Club

– “View To A Kill” by Duran Duran in the best Bond movie ever to co-star Grace Jones

– Every “Oompa Loompa” song from Charlie & The Chocolate Factory

– “All Along The Watchtower” by Hendrix in any movie about the 60s or Vietnam

– “Mustang Sally” by and in The Commitments

– The theme song to “The Neverending Story” by Erasure

– “Wild Wild Life” by The Talking Heads in True Stories

– “These Boots Are Made for Walking” by Nancy Sinatra in Full Metal Jacket

– “If You Leave” by OMD (Orchestral Maneuvers in the Dark) in Pretty In Pink

– “Oo-de-lally” from Disney’s Robin Hood

What are some of your favorites? If you post “Kokomo” by the Beach Boys in Cocktail, I will ban you from posting…

Legendary actor Sir Peter Ustinov is dead at 82. He was nominated for 4 Academy Awards, and took home two Oscars for supporting work in Topkapi and Spartacus. I remember him best for his amazing voice work as Prince John in the greatestistist Disney cartoon ever, Robin Hood. You will be missed big guy.

Hiss: Sire, they may be bandits!

Prince John: Oh poppycock. Female bandits?