This Is List – 2018
2017 was a Donald Dump of a year filled with lies, and not enough fries, and too many pregnant Kardashians, and WAY too many asshole men with their grubby hands, but 2018 is gonna be nuttin but peaches and roses and Flonase®. I promise! The Washington Post does a list thing, and we do too, cause if Star Wars can recycle itself and sh!t on itself, well, then we can recycle the Post‘s ideas and make our own poop jokes and such. and without further a poop…
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Fidget Spinner – |
Thinner Gidget – |
#MeToo – |
Us3 – |
Cardi B – |
Bacardi L. Jackson – |
Halo Top
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Horny Bottoms [NSFW] – |
Ties To Russia – |
Russian Ties – |
Judge Roy Moore – |
More Judge Reinhold – |
Baby Bombers – |
Rubber Baby Buggy Bumpers – |
Being Dragged Off Planes – |
Being A Draggin’ Lady – |
David Keith – |
Keith David – |
‘Despacito’ – |
‘This Burrito’ – |
Papa John – |
Mama Joan – |
Young Sheldon – |
My Two Beckys – |
140 Characters – |
WD-40® Characteristics – |
Replaced By Christopher Plummer – |
 Dismembered By Professor Plum – |
Meghan Markle – |
Mr Sparkle – |
The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel – |
Marvelous Marvin Hagler – |
Fyre Festival – |
Barbed Wire Festival – |
DACA – |
Joe E. Tata – |
Oscar Mix-Up – |
Oscar Mayer Remix – |
Male Rompers – |
Samuel Gompers – |
Farm-to-Table Restaurants – |
Foot-and-Mouth Disease Cooking – |
Solar Eclipse – |
Diego Luna’s Lips – |
Last Week Tonight – |
Today’s Spicial – |
Salvator Mundi – |
Ki-Adi-Mundi – |
Cauliflower Everything – |
Calla Lily Sandwiches – |
The Mooch – |
The Gooch – |
Taking A Knee – |
Baking A Knee – |
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and here’s what was In Oder Aus in the ’006, the ’007, the ’008, the ’009, the ‘010, the ‘011, the ‘012, the ‘013, the ‘014, the ‘015, the ‘016, the ‘017