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Monday, March 8

Box Office Bidneszz

1. "The Passion of the Christ," $51.4 million.
C'mon, if the Jews conrtolled the media, how'd this one slip by?

2. "Starsky & Hutch," $29.05 million.
Rent Meet the Parents or The Royal Tenenbaums instead

3. "Hidalgo," $19.6 million.
This movie sucks donkey dick

4. "50 First Dates," $7.7 million.
I'll hold out for the Opera Man movie

5. "Twisted," $5 million.
I see Ashley Judd at my good Kentucky games, than movies

6. "Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen," $4 million.
Best Lidnsay Lohan movie of 2004

7. "The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King," $3.2 million.
The money making machine can't stop Lindsay Lohan!

8. "Dirty Dancing: Havana Nights," $2.85 million.
9. "Miracle," $2.6 million.
10. "Monster," $2.25 million.