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Thursday, March 11
So Kirk Cameron maybe hasn't had the world's greatest career since he left Boner and the Seaver brood, but he's been "reborn" with a series of Christian-themed movies.
Tonite I watched Left Behind based off the hugely popular book series of the same name. But please don't confuse this movie with the porn Svelte Behinds. This is by far the best Kirk Cameron movie I have seen since Like Father, Like Son.
This is how the story goes: Zillions of devout people dis appear off the face of the Earth in like 2 seconds, while the rest of the heathens are left behind. Kirk plays superfly GNN TV reporter Buck Williams who's on the case to solve the mystery. Watch out world!! With the help of his real life super hot wife, Chelsea Noble, he stumbles upon the Anti-Christ and his master plan of world domination by controlling the world's food supply and attempting to re-build the third Temple in Jerusalem. The Anti-Christ in the film happens to be a pseudo Jewish-Russian-Bulgarian-Slavic-Albanian dude and the film sorta blames greedy "bankers" for the coming Rapture. By the end of the film, Kirk is a reborn Christian and swears off all future Growing Pains reunions. WOW!! I can't wait to see all 7 movies.
On the Left Behind DVD, there was a ton of trailers for other amazing movies made by the same production company, Cloud Ten Pictures. Click on the links and you'll find these trailers that are beyond description:
Deceived- Judd Nelson teams up with Academy Award Winner, Lou Gossett Jr to battle E.I. (extraterrestrial intelligence).
Tribulation- Gary Busey is a cop who does stuff with the help of, get this, Howie Mandel, Margot Kidder and some dude who's in a ton of these movies named Nick Mancuso.
Waterproof- Burt Reynolds gets shot by some black kid and THEN goes in lives with the gunman's family!! Orlando Jones co-stars. Nuff said.
Revelation- Ever wonder what happened to The Lawnmower Man, Jeff Fahey? Well, nows be yer chance!!
The Miracle of the Cards- Superstar Kirk Cameron helps save the life of the kid from Love Actually by having people sending him get well cards.
Last, but NOT least is:
Judgment- Corbin Bersen AND Mr. T, in the SAME movie!!!! I may have to buy this one.
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