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Thursday, March 25
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Ickey Woods & his shuffle wouldn't last one minute in today's NFL. | - The NFL (No Fun League) may assess 15 yard penalties to showboating TD scorers. C'mon Paul Tagla-BOO, it's not football, it's entertainment! LET THEM DANCE!! It's not like they're going to show their nipples or whip out their penis instead of a cell phone or a sharpie pen.
- We've all heard of four-eyed geeks, but whatta bout a four-eared cat? Whoever owns this cat beware, Dean Cain and his Ripley's crew may be heading to your house.
- In more odd animal news, hundreds of Palestinians, who took a break from bombing stuff, flocked to see a lamb with "Allah" written in Arabic on his coat. Advertisers may take note of this and we'll start to see zebras with Foot Locker ads on em.
- Finally, The Sopranos be so broke this year. Every episode now consists of the characters watching 17 minutes of TV. Thanks, but I'd rather watch Curb Your Enthusiasm when I want to, not when Silvio does. First they added Hollywood heavies to the cast to keep it fresh, but now they're bringing washed-up musicians on board as well. Does the world really need to see if Frankie Valli or David Lee Roth have acting chops? Bitty bop boo ba, this show can go on without me...
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