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Tuesday, March 23

Sweet 16 Candles

Since the best team in the world, the Garyland Terps, are out of the NCAA tourney, I now have to root for improbable matchups. Who's with me on a Nevada vs. Vanderbilt championship? That would be the lowest rated sporting event on television since the woman's curling finals at the Salt Lake games in 2000. Anywho, my main man Norman Chad tries to figure out how 49.4 seconds in a college basketball game can last 18 minutes.