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Tuesday, March 30
|  If only every "i" could be dotted
with Michael Caine's head.
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Sick of seeing Michael Caine in crap like Secondhand Lions and Miss Congeniality? Then I recommend that you give his breakthrough film Alfie a whirl. I mean, it was nominated for 5 Academy Awards, including Breast Actor and Breast Film! Mike Caine plays a womanizing, cockney, man-whore named Alfie, who loves to love em and leave em. He bangs everyone in this movie (don't get yer penis up just yet, there aint no nudity): married biznicthes, young hiz-hoes, old bags, and even Paul McCartney's ex-fiancee, Jane Asher. No wonder he was cast as Austin Powers' randy daddy in the third installment. Duh! And you gots to see this flick before the fall movie season when the remake, with a new fancy title, is released: What's It All About, Alfie? Slipping into Alfie's shoes this go around will be none other than dreamboat captain Jude "Ty" Law. He is a perfect choice for this remake and I see no reason why it can't be as good as the original. I give the original movie 3 1/2 shags.
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