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Thursday, April 1

German Soccer:
Evil & On Drugs

Word has been leaked that the '54 World Cup winners, West Germany, were high on drugs! After the match, in which they beat Hungary 3-2, they were jonesing for munchies so bad that they invited male guests back to their houses, cooked their penises and then ate the rest of em.

They found a Starbucks coffee cup on Mars!!

April Fool's!!