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Friday, April 30
I have no idea how I convinced Mike to let me take the steering wheel of his beloved blog for the weekend. I promise I will spend a total of only twenty total minutes on this. Starting NOW!
This is me. If I were any better looking they would have to poke the eyes out of every single lady in America so that they wouldn't poke their own eyes out anyway because I am so delicious it would drive then totally nuts to even look at my sweet can!
OK, Mikey spends a lot of time blogging here and totally cock blogging me whenever he possibly can. This is not up for debate. So let's try and not totally ruin his site... In fact, I should probably try to keep it thematically (sp?) the same and shit.
Scrolling through I see a lot of pictures and slanganangangy words and ghetto spizzeeek. OK, so I got that dizzzzzowwneroundgroundround.
Oh yeah, I need lots of plays on words too. But first, a picture. I have no idea to do this but let's try:
I think this is the bizzand mike is flying out to see!
Wow! This is going great. I can't wait until I boost readership on this site with my injection of change.
I need to do that "who was born today" thingaroo as well. Shizzle.
No idea where to find out when people were born, so I think I'll just make it up:
Theez Peeps Was Born Tizdizzy Yo!
- Albert "I put the bomb in the bomb ba dang a bomb" Ein "beer" Stein.
- Rudy "Put me in coach" Gulliani
- Boris "He who smeltsin" Yeltsin
- Judy "I was a drug addict and my daughter is totally fucking out of her mind and I think she has the clap and drinks hairspray" Garland "Of Flowers"
- Judge Judy "Garland 'Of Flowers'"
OK, that was easy enough. Now I need to link to a wacky site.
Here is a hilarious site dedicated to that wacky world of supply chain management!
WORDS
Holy crap that was funny. I believe mike has disdain for the retarded. Just wanted to throw that out there.
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