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Wednesday, April 14

Qwik Up Stix


Mummsy and Teddy Bear
always loved that ride
- In Passion of the Crist news, the oldest working man in showbizz, a 104-year-old dude named Ray Crist, has finally retired from his teaching post at Messiah U. When I was a kid, some living people were actually born in 19th century (that's the 1800s, for all you ASU grads). No MO peoples. Wave bye bye to the late 18-hundos. All you left us was a lot of black & white photos, and boring. Example: Back to the Future Part III.

- Hide your women and children cause Kathie Lee Gifford is returning to AM TV. Wasn't life a lot easier when there was only one show that featured both KLG & Regis? Now we're stuck with two shows? If Kelly Ripa's sitcom gets renewed for another season I don't think I'll ever be able to trust TV again. Ooops, it did. What's next, a talent search show hosted by The View's resident judge? New to CBS this fall: Star Search Jones. Just shoot me (no, not the telly vision show).


Switched at birth?


- A Michigan minor league baseball team, The Battle Creek Yankees, not only gave away free tickets to a recent home game, but also a free dollar bill to every ticketed fan. If only the majors followed the lead of the minors, then maybe they'd get people in the seats for a change. If only these two actors could be in the same movie: Lee Majors and Asia Minor.