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Wednesday, April 21
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Sometimes I doubt your
commitment to Sparkle Motion |
- Jonesing for a lil Jake Gyllenhaal action this summer? How does Donnie Darko: Redux (or as me ma would call it, Johnny Darko) sound to you? Dats right, the cult flick that features a talking rabbit, time travellin', Gary Jules' amazing Tears for Fears cover, and Patrick Swayze as a self-help guru, is headed back to theaters with added footage, new visual effects and music. Hopefully this retooling won't be as blasphemous as Star Wars's deletion of the Ewok song and dance. This is a TWS MUSS C Movie. Mos def one of the best of the 21st century. Story leaked to me by Pak-man.
- Looks like Senor Spielbergo is ready to rebound from his what is sure to be his wurst movie ever, The Terminal. His next opus isn't about aliens, robots, the future, or even an abandoned child, but his other favorite subject, Jewishnessishness. Since Mel "Gibby" Gibson has his sights set on Chanukah, Steve-O is tackling the murder of 11 Israelis at the 1972 Munich Olympics. Before this is released, please Netflix this Oscar-winning, superfantabulous documentary about the event, One Day in September. Another Muss C.
- What kind of an awards show would have the audacity to nominate these movies: 50 First Dates, Bringing Down the House, Bruce Almighty, and Bad Boys II? The one and only poopfest known as MTV's Movie Awards. Hopefully they'll do something as umcredbile as the LOTR spoof with Jack Black or t.A.T.u.'s panty fest.
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Lord loves a workin' man.
Don't trust whitey.
See a doctor and get rid of it. |
- The great Navin R. Johnson once said, "He hates these cans! Stay away from the cans!" That quote should be applied to this year's Cannes Film Festival. Who's dick had to be sucked in order for the Coen Brother's The Ladykillers and Shrek 2 to become offical selections? At least there will be some fresh offerings from Pedro Almodovar and Michael Moore.
- Before The Flaming Lips and their zootaphiles kick the ballistics at Coachella, they will be appearing on Jimmy Kimmel Live next Friday night, April 30th. Check your local listings for d-tales.
- I hate work. So do you, that's why you're reading this bliz-og instead of filling out those TPS reports. And what do you do if you hate work? You play hooky and go to England's most popular amusement park Alton Towers. At least that's what they want you to do. Link via Flea.
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