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Tuesday, May 25

Faux Pause

What in the name of all things holy has Lindsay Lohan done to her beautiful auburn hair?!?!?!?! Why on earth would she do that? She looks worse than Rosie O'Donnell when she wakes up in the morn. Hopefully it has nothing to do with her fam hiring a "beefy" security crew to keep watch of their house or when I told her to stop looking at other men!! [Major props de leon to my gal Vega$ for the heads up on the hair change]

yuck yuck + 1 yuck + 2 yuck + 3

In other stizzle, check out this interesting Anti-Bush game that stars Mr. T, Hulk Hogan, Voltron, and a cast of thousands. [Link via Zach de la Roachclip]

And upon further review, Coldplay/Chris "Boring" Martin's ode to baby Apple isn't as awful as I had originally thought. Sure the video with its horrid dancing is a bit too cheeky for my taste, but download the song here and listen to it again... and then again. And if you don't jump out of a window after that, you'll see it my way. It's f-in catchy in a Weird Al Yankovic kinda way. "I am your baby's daddy!" [Link via Bernie's House of Fun]

'not awful' is the new 'f-in mint'