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Sunday, May 9

Mappy Hother's Day

If you are a person, that means you have a mother. (I call mine mumsy, but that's none of your bees wax.) So be sure to send your love and kisses to the one that kept you inside of her for 9 months while eating nothing but pickles.

Me love you mumsy!!!

PS- It's also el Hofbergo's b-day. Hip-hop HOORAY!!! Me love you el Hofbergo!!

PS2- Donald Rumsfeld, eat a dick!