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Sunday, June 27
- What day is more precious to Americans than July 4th, Independence Day? July 2nd, aka the day Ms. Lindsay Lohan-Thighmaster turns a ripe 18!!!! FINALLY, I no longer have to be compared with the likes of Pee-Wee Herman or Jeffrey Jones!! And why don't you just shut up San Francisco Chronicle reporter Peter Hartlaub. We all know you can't wait for Kim Possible to turn legal.
- Wanna be cool like the Thigh Master? Then why don't you bid on these Temple of Doom collectible glasses. No time for eating Dr Jones!
- First Seacrest and now Winslet out? She's backing out of the Woodman's London-set film cause of the heavy load on her shoulders... her breasts.
- Boy named ESPN to be visited by... ESPN!!!
- Set times have been posted for this summer's Coney Island Siren Fest. Shit is going to be hotttttt like Buster Poindexter. Can't wait to buy me fifteen chili dogs from Nathan's.
- Casablanca's answer to Planet Hollywood: Rick's Cafe. Hopefully they don't have Play It Again Sam-dwiches on their menu.
- Cleavage, one of the breast documentaries I've ever seen, airs again tonight on A&E at 8 pm.
- What sorta sounds and looks like South Park? Trey Parker and Matt Stone's latest: Princess. [Link via Zach de la Roachclip]
- The Newbs and his comedy series at Boston's Regattabar got some nyce press in The Globe.
- Itching to know what ever happened to that Encyclopedia Britannica Kid or what columnist Weed McBonghit will do with life after Phish? Czech out my comrades over at Inside Joke.TV for those answers and much, much more.
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