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Tuesday, July 20
- KFC's chicken sucks. And here's another reason to hate it: the abuse of live chickens to the sounds of G'n'R and Bon Jovi (be sure to click on the video). Lettuce boycott KFC and spend our money only at a real establishment like Popeyes.
- What's with all the bloggah haters these daze? Some bloke named Alex S. Jones has joined the club, calling us folk, "the sizzle" and "not the steak." He goes on to say that blizogs are filled with nothing but, "vulgarity, scorching insults, bitter denunciations, one-sided arguments, erroneous assertions and the array of qualities that might be expected from a blustering know-it-all in a bar." Well guess what pal, we aint the sizzle, we the shiz-nizzle covered in A1, and insults and vulgarity are how us kids communicate. Who cares about real journalism when we can talk about Lohan's thighs and how amazing Leonard Part 6 is to film history. I bet if Mr Jones (no relation to that wretched Counting Crows song) had a blog, it would be more boringer than watching every episode of Murder She Wrote in a row. Step off son, I'm doing the humpty hump.
- Poor Dave Mustaine. Somebody give this man a hug. Or at least an HJ.
- This is probably the lamestest story about LL on the net.
- Shortlist for this years Mercury Prize (UK Album of the Year) has been announced. B Jaxx's KK was one of last year's breast, but will they be able to topple the Archduke or Mikey Skins? And what or who the funk are the Zutons and why did someone kill them? The winner will be announced on September 7th:
Basement Jaxx - Kish Kash
Belle & Sebastian - Dear Catastrophe Waitress
Franz Ferdinand - Franz Ferdinand
Jamelia - Thank You
Keane - Hopes and Fears
Snow Patrol - Final Straw
Joss Stone - The Soul Sessions
The Streets - A Grand Don't Come for Free
Ty - Upwards
Amy Winehouse - Frank
Robert Wyatt - Cuckooland
The Zutons - Who Killed The Zutons
- And m'yes, big props de leon have to go out to my girl CityRag doll who invited yers drooly to the sliz-hammin Swindle Magazine launch party at BLVD last noche. She and her site truly rock harder than AC/DC.
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