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Monday, July 5

Gross National Products

Congrats to Keyser Soze's boy Kobayashi

thats a lot of lips and a$$holes!!

Who defended his Mustard Belt at the annual
Nathan's of Coney Island Hot Dog Eating Contest!!

A whiles back wees told you about Ali G's umcredible commencement speech at Harvard. David wells, you can now peep the whole dang thang. This is quite possibly, the greatest speech since the Gettysburg Address. Without further Freddy Adu, here's Ali G's Ghettosburg Address (FFwd to 01:27:34, unless you want to be bored for 90 minutes).

And how bout some love for Ali G's Kazakhstani cohort, Borat Sagdiyev. Remember this following classic exchange at the rodeo:

Borat - I once carry a woman against her will for near one mile.
Southern Man - You did? [to 2nd Southern Man] He carried a woman against her will for one mile!
2nd Southern Man - Oh really?!
Southern Man - Why'd you do that?
Borat - To show her my home
Southern Man - OK. She liked itwhen she got there?
Borat - Yees. She my wife now.

Well, Borat will be happy to learn that there's a Wife Carrying World Championship held every year in Sonkajarvi, Finland.

And just for good ole thyme shiz and kibbles, here's Drobnjak Manjaks' interactive website. This is about the best thing that the NBA has to offer.

[Major link love via Joe E Tartar and The Hof of the Nads]