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Friday, September 24
- As reported earlier, former t.A.T.u. svengali, Ivan Shapovalov has pieced together the first act in what has got to be a new genre of music: suicide bomber pop. Is the world ready for his latest perversion, n.A.T.o.? Pretty tasteless that the tix to their first show on 9/11 resembled airline tickets. [via Popbitch]
- Dan the Automattica and the Gorillaz gone (marc) splitzville? Too bad his replacement is Danger Mouse. Bring on the next shoe shine, cause ya know its gonna be cool.
- This is more of Stereogumesque than Thighs Wide material, but why not bid on Britney's discarded Cheetos bag. [via Cranberrymer/Defamer]
- And if you thought that was awful, czech out this penis-shaped Nugget.
- Sinbad O'Connor has taken out a full-page ad in a national Irish newspaper pleading for people to leave her alone. That's like telling yer older brother to stop hitting you. They'll end up just doing it more.
- Franz Federline's drummer is apparently too hip to pay for a restaurant check.
- Hilary Muff goes 'ghetto'. How 'retarded', as Her Royal Thighness might say.
- I've heard of milkmen, but breastfeeding men!? This is f-in redonkeydonk!! [via Ms Ism]
- As soon as I own a car, I'm mcnabbing the license plate GOTMILF.
- First Daughter is probably gonna be one the wurstest movies ever. Gawd, I can't wait to see it!
- This is the breast guitar since the keytar.
- Students Punished For Having Stripper Pole In On-Campus Apartment. The word 'punished' should be replaced with 'applauded'.
- Prostitute Squad Sidelined In Guatemalan Soccer Tournament!!!
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