Tis never too late to replace Jane Badler with Falkor's sis as Dirty Diana in the much over-dooed V: The Second Generation mini series
Then again, Jane does have the word 'BAD' in her last name, as in 'SHE BADDER THAN A BADGER LISTENING TO MICHAEL JACKSON'S BAD WHILE REENACTING THE BADDLE OF THE NETWORK STARS... in BED!!!'
Then again, neither of dem bizatches can rock the 80s
AS SEEN ON TV Ambervision sunglasses like my effin DAWG/
Brigitte Nielsen in B Hills Cop II liz'ovin/
finger raisin in the sun of bitch,
Gunther Cunningham!!!!
But it aint no is not for it will never be so cause
Faye Grant is the one and only V thighs I'd like to see wide open
•
More Chronic in the '07... somewhere
Chris Parnell and Andy Samberg are giving each other handjobs
•
Ebert's Best 10 Movies of 2005•
Thigh Master's Bestest In Movies '05... coming in early '06!!
• Why release a second album when you'd be basically killing yer chances of being named
Spin's Band of The Year for the years 2006 thru 2112?
• Reason
#54125672887323222434235426478d3456 not to have children
•
Jossip #95 and
Stereochicklets #76? If the top three aint Me, Sio Bibble, and Jimmy Smits, I swear, I'll stop reading
USA Today on weekends!!! I means, who else be #1 when searching for
'side boob', but NOT 'side boobs'?
• Old meets Poo at
MOMI's everlasting arcade breastlesnessmanathon... I mean, why bother with
this when dere's
this? YER ALL CLEAR KID, NOW LETTUCE BLOW THIS THING AND GO HOME!!!
• Shirley sure has
a lot of paying to do• OH MY FORKIN GAWD!
• Blur - 'Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Made For Two)' [
d-lode]
•
Ali G & The Porn Convention [NSFW vid via Juwanamaker]
• I may have to replace
'Visit Where They Filmed A Clockwork Orange!!!' with
'Visit Where They Filmed The Intro and a Season Eight Episode of Full House!!!!' on my list of THINGS I NEED [via
Sha Na Na BOOTY]
• I heart the girl wearing the
I heart Hashem tee•
A list of all the Snapple caps 'Real Facts' [via Don't Shoot Til You See
The Witz of Their Eyes]
• Reason
#2354235728757843s42442 why Christmas kicks Hanukkah's a$$ [via
Snopes]
•
WD-40 can do it all. I bet it can even cure oral herpes or coulda destroyed
Stalin's Super Ape Men Warriors if need be. And now it's available in a
pen shape! [via
Use It Or Lose Its' Computer]
•
Top 5 Muffins of 2005• I'll pay someone 5 dollars if they tells me which of dere links on the Lynx list haven't been updated in over three months. It's time to do a lil house keeperin'. Note:
NONUSHOTTIES.8K.COM DOESN’T COUNT
•
New Zealand Finds Black Cocks Hard to Swallow [via Brawny Man]
•
Oedipus YIKES! [via
Pantry Pooba]
•
If I'm not avail, you taco Nazi? YTMND strikes again! [beware the garble gabble gaddle flazzle shazzle kizzle hazel navel shaveyervagina]
• And cause dumb doesn't always have to be real:
Planet Fakes [NSFW]
And this post filled with useless links that probably 3 of you clicked on is so fargin icehole brillo pad brilliant that Albert Einstein came back from his vacation from Syriana a week earlier than planned to give me a diploma in geniusness of super awesome smart man thinking stuff things. So if there aint 332234556427776 comments by the day's end, I'll never put another NSFW link on this .org AGAIN, EVER never say EVER AGAIN NEVER EVER AGAIN NEVER. Did I mention that Thomas Edison and Nikola Tesla each gave me a rusty trombone with the
Dizzy Gillespie conversion? Oh, and George Washington Carver totally gave me a high five cause I found more uses for a penis than he did for a peanut!!! Oh, and before I go...
IF YOU DON'T NETFLIX THIS BEFORE YOU SEE SPIELBERGO'S MUNICH YOU EITHER CAN'R REED OR YOU SUCK OR YOU ARE AN IDJIOT LIKE MOST PEOPLE IN AMERICA WHO DON'T READ THIS SIGHT AND WHO DO VOTE FOR CRAPPY PRESIDENTS AND BLOGS IN THINGS ABOUT STUFF THAT AREN'T WORTH MORE THAN THE MARY WORTH OF THREE DOG NIGHT MINUS THE DAVE CLARK FIVE
watch me or choke
on yer own grundleAnd oh, uh, this guy aint no Gunther Cunningham either... although he does kinda look likes him
