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Tuesday, July 18

Andy Sachs 5th Avenue

The Devil Wears Prada
Case Clothed
Trailer

In what amounts to nothing more than a female feature-length version of Entourage, which isn't much of a stretch since it was helmed by David Frankel and stars his homeslice, the always bland, Vinnie Chase, The Devil Wears Prada is probably the mos enjoyable chick flick in years. Prada is as thin on exposition as the models it pimps: Girl heads to the big city with a big smile and gets thrown into an unknown world and quickly loses said smile, only to gain a different kind of smile, and in the end she most choose between smile version 2.0 and the one her journey started with. Luckily for us the smiley and mos perky Anne Hathaway was cast as the girl in question and not someone like Snooze Witherspoon. I mean, is there anything hottier than gettin a slice of both plain jane Hathaway, like in The Princess Diarrheas, and dirty slut ho-bag Hathaway, like in the mus splooge Havoc, for the price of one? Me spanks not. Thrown into the mix are her pointless friends and pointless boyfriend, once again, the pointless Vinnie Chase, who try their damndestest to keep her ye olde smile intact, while the real fun comes from the nasty peoples forcing that brand spankin new edish. Most of the credit falls on Streep's very Oscar-worthy performance, as girl's editrix boss from hell. Btw, the breastest thing about this movie finally getting released is that we no longer have to see the word 'editrix' in print... well, at least until the DVD reviews pour in. Anywho, while Streep is the heart of it all, one should not overlook newcomer Emily Blunt's work. If you peeped My Summer of Love you already know that there's something special about Ms Blunt, but it took Prada to fully display her mos eggsalad acting chops and whip-smart comic timing. Remember her name. And remember, she's probably not related to Corie


Recommended for those who like: Maureen's screen lover, Harry Potter Book #7, and Gisele Bundchen's not-so long-awaited follow-up to that thing with Queen L and Jimmy Buffoon

Possible Porno Name: The Devil Tears My Caca Hole

Unsatisfied with this? Netflix Working Girl [Trailer]

IMDb Sweeney/Apt MPupil3: Yes, James Naughton is werewolf in London David's older brother, and yes, they've both released albums. Give listenage to D Naughton's 'Makin' It' [d]

John Grisham's Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers

until next time the balcony is clothed... in PRADA