Peace Le Fork Out 2 the man who I once saw smoke a stogey at the country club where I worked at the snack bar and ate my weight in chicken fingers frozen candy bars and Slush Puppies 1917 - 2006
addish P.T.F.O.s go out to the Ford Taurus, Tommy Johnson, the tuba player of the Jaws theme fame, who may or may not have had Tommy Johnson surgery, and the biggest smelliest dirtiest Niekro of them all, Joe, who along with brother Phil, had their faces drawn on to a giant billboard that one sees when driving west from West Vagina into Ohio on I-70 (they were born in nearby Martins Ferry and Blaine, Ohio respectively)
t.A.T.u.: THE MOVIE, which is 'about two girls that meet at one of our gigs and have a romantic story. The movie is also about their emotions, about their feelings', and was written by a deputy of the Russian Parliament (!?!?!)
while you try and figure out why the short-lived Alex Trebek MCed game show Double Dare (no, not the one with the human hamster wheel) had the same eggzact theme song as Card Sharks (Jim Perry is lord), marvel at Sean and Mackenzie Astin goin bananananananas in I'm Telling's Pick-A-Prize Arcade!!
and went back to Philly this past tweakend and got mad illy. Did a bit more touristy things this time (Elfreth's Alley is the new Diagon Alley), but still had time to deep throat a steak of cheese (Campo's is james worthy) and Rocky as well