Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Monday, June 11

D'oh! Nuts

Professor Henry Jones
tells the world

that there's no time for love
or for the 4th adventures of Dr Jones

Justine Henin-Hardenne
triumphs at the French Open, again

and prevents men from goin all thighs wide open
and gettin a Henin-Hard-on, again

Rags To Riches doesn't make me rich
at my first ever trip to Belmont

but it helps to soothe the pain that is the
Rags To Riches cancellation

LA's Pinkberry yogurt blows

almos as much as LA itself!

Cuthbest's new hairdo

es cuthWURST

My boy Shreddy Mercury
takes 5th prize
at the 2007 US Air Guitar Championships in NYC

although he's 1st in thighs in mine eyes

fappin to Maggie Gyllenhaal
breast feedin snaps

should be punishable by death... METAL

&

Shirley Temple Beverage Co.'s
Shirley Temple Beverage
which is Shirley Temple approved

makes me want to dig up Roy Rogers
and have his remains
shoot the people who came up
with this pale bottled imitation
of the Bar/Bat Mitzvah mocktail staple


# D'oh! Nuts