Peace The Dinner
Fork Out
to
Thigh Master
as a Vegetarian
July 8th, 7:28 PM - July 8th, 7:36 PMIn honor of the future Mrs
Thinker's 30th b-day, I decided give vegetarian food a go. While the shiz kinda tasted like real food for like 23 seconds, after about 6 minutes, the soy 'chicken' wings and soy 'philly cheesesteak' didn't really make me jump for soy, but run for the toilet!!! I don't know how you veg-heads do it. How could you hate meat, unless of course yer father was raped by a cow? And on top of that, if you hate meat so much then why do you all eat things pretending to be things that you hate! If you don't want to eat a chicken, then why do you call your fake crap 'chicken' this and that? And would you all please stop insulting us burger eaters. That green garden plop crap that you call a burger is actually a pattie of poo, filled with crap and stuff and more crap! Why not give in and enjoy the real thing like the rest of us corny-vores? If you don't think about how it got to yer plate, then the only thing you have to think about is how forkin amazing steaks, fried chicken, and bacon wrapped in bacon is. I love beef so much that I may juss have to marry Shia and take his last name. And if you don't like it, then
eat me! Oh wait, you can't, cause I is meat! And oh yeah, I dunno who decided what is and what isn't meat, but fish be meat. How do you think animals and us homo sapiens came to be? Our great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather be a fishman that came out of the ocean cause he wanted to bone chicks on dry land. I swears, cause Jesus and Moses and Bud Selig all told me that story about evolution and they would never lie
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