Sure, Wes Anderson's AT&T Commercials are quite nifty, but where are the .357s, with a bayonet? Or more importantly, where's Tom Selleck's voice, hexplainin' to me why all those 'You Will' promises he made us in the early 90s, like renewing my drivers license at an ATM, attending a meeting in my bare feet, or tucking my non-existent baby in from a phone booth, never came to fruition? Magnum PI my a$$! More like Magnum FU!!
