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Monday, December 3

The Things

we're done thinking on Monday AMs
but we still love things in groups of ten
so here are ten... things!

1) we've been waiting fo ages to see what Elisha Cuthbert's sister Lee Ann looks like


and now that the waiting is over, all we can say is fUGG! belated related: merry 25th b-day to Cuthbest! here's 24 images you can fap to from last year!

2) the tribute to Sean Taylor that the Skins and their fans put on yesterday was eggszactly what it needed to be. the outcome of the game was not. how do you lose 5 games after leading at halftime in one year ? we wish it was the straw the banged the camel's a$$, but since the NFC purty much blows, dem Skins are STILL in the playoff hunt. pee es - FU to you money makers out there

3) cark your malendars: the extra special Extras series finale airs 12/16 on HBO

4) we just lost our perma-boner for Camilla Belle


5) who wouldn't want to take a dump in Danger Mouse's recording booth/bathroom?

6) never forget: RateMyPoo.com

7) a fan of Gossip Girl, aka the show that's 283283 times better than The OC cause stuff actually happens? then we know your reading NY Mag's weekly deli-licious round up of Xs, Os and no-nos

8) JO matz for all you fan boys out there

9) some chick pouring milk on her bynormus bazongies [NSFW]

10) many years have passedt, but still, no other porn has topped the name and poster of...