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Monday, September 15

Bette Davis Thighs


our unrealized fantasy cum true: Gossip Girl's mos delicious Leighton Meester as a cigarette girl, as seen on last night's really sh&tty episode of the really sh$tty show Entourage. we felt bad for Tony Bennett who was forced to duet with her and tell Vince that he loved Aquaman, although we muss admit that Meester does have a nice set of pipes (listen to her heavily overproduced but purty solid cover of 'Bette Davis Eyes' here). we'd love to lay some pipes with her or clean her pipes or hang out with her and Piper Laurie, Piper Palin and the Pied Piper of Hamelin