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Thursday, September 25

A Thirstday For Knowledge


meat the adorable cutie pie mcgee guest star from last week's Gossip Girl Laura Leigh. she's a recent Juilliard grad with two first names and no IMDb profile. she'll be appearing in some play next month starring Jason Bigggggs. we want to pinch her cheeks, both sets

Jenna Fischer has a new beau, and sadly it's not us or Beau Bridges

Lohag's dressing up as a lesbian for Halloween

Kenley Spears hottier than Kenley Collins

the Jonas Bros get to molest Camille Belle and her eyebrows. wonder if this plea for her hand in marriage had anything to do with it

where have you gone Joe Dimaggio? and moist importantly, where the fred funk have you gone YouTube's 'original size' button?

Deconstruction of Famous Personalities

Struggling Mets Combine To Form Carlos Voltron

What is the meaning of PEZ?

Coney Island Beard and Moustache Competition

Gameboy

SFW XXX, probably not so SFW [Time Werespanko]

we're off to B-town tonight for mad ranch sauce farts
so no postage tomorrow
so get yer stamps st else wear