anyone gotz $500,000 they could lend us? we wanna buy
the Cowboys endzone from the soon to be departed Texas Stadium and take a dump on it every time we need to take a dump. although we'll pass on the other 'treats' that come with it like the photo op with Skeletor
Jerry Jones and the tailgate party with
the Cowboy Cheerleaders. nuttin against their sexy bods, but, as you may know, we're partial to squads with punny names like
the Sea Gals,
the Ben-Gals,
the Saintsations and the
Buffalo Jills. gawd bless the NFL. don't wanna even think of a Sunday without it
czech out all the other goodies found within
Neiman Marcus' Christmas Bookmerry effin Yom Kippur and
Kelly Kapoor to one and all!
