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Wednesday, October 29

Philly Finally Wins Something!

congratulations City of Lotherly Brove, but only cause you helpeded finally bringeth the basebore season to an end. otherwise, you suck. well, not really, but as long as the Eagles never win a Super Bowl, then we don't care what the flip saunders happens. we'd probably care a lil bit morer if the Phillies were still rockin those 70s unis and caps and if Mike Schmidt was handing out free mustache rides and if we were sleeping on a bed made of Dalessandro's steak & cheese sangwiches