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Monday, January 12

Quoth The Ravens Head Coach


They do that a lot in movies - An Affair to Remember, Sleepless in Seattle, and that remake of An Affair to Remember that I was in, A Blaffair to Rememblack - Tracy Jordan/Morgan

Look, we're [Detroit] the first to say we've got problems. But there's something disturbing when American reporters keep deliciously recording our demise but nobody wants to do anything about it. We're not your pity party. You want to chronicle us? We've been chronicled enough... But it's time to untie Detroit. Because we may be a few steps behind the rest of the country, but we're a few steps ahead of it too. And what's happening to us may happen to you. - Mitch Albom

Harry Truman had the first televised inauguration in 1949. I don't know how many television sets there were in 1949. I know we didn't have one yet. I think we got ours in 1951. My father used to sit in front of it and watch anything they put on. Some people still do, of course. - Andy Rooney

I'm successful in my field, but I wouldn't say having big old boobies is a talent. - Lucy Pinder

It’s [Happy Go-Lucky] not a feel-good comedy but rather a comedy that literally makes us feel good. - Ben Mankiewicz

If I tell my 7-year-old cousin when she's older, 'Hey, you know Virgin?' She'll be like, 'Yeah, I'm still a virgin.' - will.i.am.

Pay the maid, Stanley - Colin Cowherd/Norman Chad