Thighs Wide Shut Thighs Wide Shut

Wednesday, February 11

Dirty Rotten
Scoundrels For Schools


- the bus slogan generator

Thanks to Marisa Tomei for putting up with me. She is a hell of a talent. It was very brave of her to take her clothes off all the time. I enjoyed looking at her - Mickey Rourke

I would have pulled out the video and said, 'Here's why I don't throw you [Terrell Owens] the ball. You can't catch- Joe Montana

I don't know if you completely comprehend, Lucie, just how tough it was in 1979. There were no rollers on our suitcases, no pilates. We didn't have pinot grigio! No Victoria's Secret! And until 1979 there was no Sunday Morning show. It was tough. Yes, baby, it was tough - Bill Geist

How did I get John Linnell's singing voice? They made a mini-Linnell to go in my voice box. No comment on where they put the mini Flans - John Hodgman

God listens to Slayer! - a sign, almos better than this one