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Sunday, August 16
Twitter may not be for you, but let we tell you believers-non out there, Twitter rulez. sure, we dream daily about receiving HJs at the hand of the NSFW friendly/lovely Diora Baird, but those are juss crack pipe dreams that will never become a reality... or will they?
spanks to Twitter, we gave her tweet props (she's really funny on top of being wicked hotttt), she read said props, and 15 minutes slater hactually expressed her gratitude in return, and left the door open (and left our pants down) for future misadventures. anything is possible! our future's so bright that we gotta wear shades!! we'd like to see anyone try and get that to happen with a fax or telegraph machine!! eat it you pseudo-Mennonites! we predict that Ms B & us will be the very first couple of Twitter. we're gonna ask Rainn Wilson to ad-minister the wedding ceremony, Neil Diamond to perform at the party, and let our good friends Seth Meyers, Ethan Suplee, Joel Stein, and Yakov Smirnoff say a few words before we depart on a life together filled with HJs!! HJs!!!!!
UPDATE!!!
SHE SAID YES(????)!!!!
pee es - The Bard's Tale on Apple IIe totally kicked glass!!
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