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Thursday, January 28

Swedish Blueballs

the impossibly beautiful Chace Crawford is supposedly tapping Malin Åkerman's equally adorable sistah Jennifer







so, is it true? well, we found this on Jen's Swedish language tinged blog, which roughly translates (and doesn't really clear anything up) to:

Rumor Has It ..

I love it when readers write funny comments or questions. But this must surely be the sickest, ever: 'Okay so I am practicing and checking out E-news. It will publish news on Chace Crawford and says he is dating someone, okay okay I thought. Then I tell them he is dating malin go man or yes Aker's sister Jennifer and produce a comforters for you and your sister when you are on, which I think is a Golden Globe Award gala. Now it's only an hour left to E-news broadcast with you, I think, or it was the Daley 10 will not remember. but my question is this Really?!'


really? huh?

or is she being tappered john MDed by Mickey Rourke??



or them d-bags from Entourage?



can we be the ones supposedly be tapping that? or perhaps juss good ole Malin? can we at least switch seats with gettin his jollies on St Nick?



and who's tapping-z Malin & Jen's other sister Mikaela Åkerman?

and are there any other hottie Åkermans running about that we want a craÅckerman at?