Thighs Wide Shut

Unconscious (Inconscientes)
A Waking Wife
Trailer

Unconscious is hands AND thighs down the finestest Spanish sex farce period piece comedy that will be released in theaters in 2007 (good luck to whichever is the second movie to fit that bill this year!). This film was released in it’s native country two years ago, and made the usual rounds on the festival circuit the following year, and is just now reaching our shores. Why the delay? I haven’t the slightest idea, but this mos delightful and delicious film about Freud, sexual taboos, and sweating your sister/brother-in-law will remind you that there are other talented filmmakers working in Spain that don’t happen to be named Almodóvar. Joaquín Oristrell is that director not named Almodóvar and he takes us on a non-stop rollercoaster ride of fun and funny as our two star crossed lovers-in-laws, the facial hair dynamo Luis Tosar (the drug king pin from Miami Vice) and IMO, the mos beautiful non-English speaking woman in the world Leonor Watling (one of the coma chicks in Almodóvar’s Talk To Her), examine sexual norms and abby normals as they try find Watling’s missing husband. Think Sex and The City, cept the city isn’t NYC, the women aren’t that annoying, and it doesn’t star a horse/genius

Unsatisfied with this?: Netflix our 11th mos flav pic from the ’06 Only Human [Trailer|TWS review] which was written and directed by the same husband-wife team that wrote Unconscious

Possible Porno Name: OnCuntLips

Apt MPupil3: the Beatles take on ‘Bésame Mucho‘ [d]

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Jeepers Worth A Peepers + an extra Jeeper!

before we go, we long over dooley bid a doo-doo to the our longest reigning Royal Thighness (crowned a year ago today!) Camilla Belle Routh, as we say hola to our neuva pequeño amigo, whom we hinted Royal status at 1/2 a year ago, but have been once bitten forever smitten with for ages…

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…

although she made a lot of men go coming

Justin Timberlake
MSG
February 7th

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They had about as much lachance of winning as Michael Irvin Art Monk does of getting into the Football Hall of Fame (boo to the^8th degree if you ask me)

until then, we await more Deep Thoughts, by Mike Vanderjagta$$•

Puccini for Beginners
Opera…tion Mediocre
Trailers & Mo

What’s got two thumbs and couldn’t really decide which way to point either of them after watching this movie? If you guessed me then yer biggest geniuseses since the creators of ‘Gold Case’! Puccini for Beginners, the simple tale of a not so simple dumped on lesbian turned experimental bisexual, is purty much Kissing Jessica Stein with a far better cast (Weed‘s always thumbcredible Justin Kirk, (sadly) with clothes on Gretchen Mol, and unlikely, yet winning lead Elizabeth Reaser). While both of these films are quite charming and place an importance on being earnest, they’re too much of a trifle to be considered required viewing. These kinds of movies are enjoyable to watch… if you happen to randomly watching Lifetime Television on a weekday afternoon… and also if they happen to star Tiffani (née Amber) Thiessen

Unsatisfied with this?: catch in theaters/Netflix Flannel Pajamas [Trailer & mo] which oddly enuff stars Puccini playas Cpt Kirk & Julianne Nicholson as lovers

Possible Porno Name: Poonanny For Beginners

Apt MPupil3: Blur’s ‘Girls & Boys‘ [d|vid]

Lets Be More Than Friends…ters!: Pucinni bit player and cutie patootie Bridget Moloney‘s Friendster page

John Grisham’s Jizzum (aka Verdict): Sum Merit But No Stinkin Badges

until next thyme the balcony is clothed…•