Thighs Wide Shut

happy 38th b-day Heather Graham!

champion of birthday suits [NSFW]
and singing too?
new Gnarls Barkley song ‘Run’ leaked

is it Zeptember yet?

Paul Simon has way too much good music in his repertoire, so he’s putting on a trio of concerts at BAM this spring

REM to hit the road in support of new album Accelerate

another pointless Alex James Blur non-update

Is That It?

& sleeveface slideshow [PradaShopNYC]

Daughtry
Robin Thicke
Rascal Flatts
Young Jeezy
Gym Class Heroes
etc
conflatulations
yous achievemints this past year
were not good enuff to fancy our tickles
like don rickles
why?
cause frankly my lloyd wright
we don’t give a ham
we eat one!

Les Breastest Albums
of 2007
To Hug Denim In Closets To

(Why Quit Smoking… Cock? Edition)

1) The Good, The Bad & The Queen
The Good, The Bad & The Queen

2) The Chemical Brothers – We Are The Night
3) Jarvis Cocker – Jarvis

4) Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová – Once Original Soundtrack
5) KT Tunstall – Drastic Fantastic

6) Peter Bjorn and John – Writer’s Block
7) Air – Pocket Symphony
8) Just Jack – Overtones

9) Amy Winehouse – Back To Black
10) Travis – The Boy with No Name
11) Mark Ronson – Version

12) Eddie Vedder – Music for the Motion Picture Into the Wild
13) The White Stripes – Icky Thump
14) Timbaland – Shock Value

+ these bonus boners…

Bestest 2005 Album Released In 2007: Junior Senior
Hey Hey My My Yo Yo

Bestest 2006 Guilty Pleasure In 2007: Slumber Party Girls

Bestest Live Album: Daft Punk – Alive 2007

Concerts That Were More
Procerts Than Concerts

Justin Tmberlake @ MSG – Feb 7
Jill Cunniff @ Merc Lounge – Mar 11
The Good, The Bad & The Queen @ Webster Hall – Mar 12
Amy Winehouse @ Bowery Ballroom – Mar 13
Art Garfunkel AND Sean Lennon
@ Lincoln Center/Irving Plaza – Apr 13
Jarvis Cocker @ Webster Hall – Apr 23rd
Donovan @ Canal Room – May 2nd
Peter Bjorn & John @ Webster Hall – May 1st
Air @ Theater at MSG – May 10th
Daniel Johnston @ Highline Ballroom – May 17th
Roger Waters @ Continental Airlines Arena – May 24th
Keane @ Rumsey Playfield – May 30
Travis @ Irving Plaza – Jul 15th
The White Stripes @ MSG – Jul 24th
Just Jack @ Hiro Ballroom – Jul 31st
Daft Punk @ Keyspan Park – Aug 10th
Squeeze @ Beacon Theatre – Aug 3rd
The Police @ Giants Stadium – Aug 5th
Junior Senior @ Highline Ballroom – Aug 13th
The Chemical Brothers/Ladytron @ McCarren Pool – Aug 22nd
The Hives @ Webster Hall – Oct 9th
Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová @ Beacon Theatre – Nov 19th

Tuneses For Toonces

we really need to listen to more music
there’s juss never enuff time in a day

‘A Modern Midnight Conversation’ – The Chem Bros [d]
‘Amsterdam’ – Peter Bjorn & John
anything by Andy Bernard
‘Battleships’ – Travis
‘Disney Time’ – Jarvis Cocker [d]
‘Don’t Let Him Waste Your Time’ – Jarvis Cocker
‘Ex-Guru’ – The Fiery Furnaces [d]
‘Eyes Wide Open’ – Travis [d]
‘Falling Slowly’ – Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová [d]
‘Gimme More’ – Britney Spears
‘God Put a Smile Upon Your Face’ – Mark Ronson
feat The Dapking Horns
‘Guaranteed’ – Eddie Vedder
‘Happy Warriors’ – Jill Cuniff
‘Headphone Song’ – Junior Senior
‘Hell of A Party’ – Air feat Jarvis Cocker [d]
‘Herculean’ – TGTBTQ [d]
‘Hold On’ – KT Tunstall
‘Kingdom of Doom’ – TGTBTQ [d]
‘Lies’ – Glen Hansard & Markéta Irglová
‘Mer du Japon’ – Air
‘Nature Springs’ – TGTBTQ
‘North American Scum’ – LCD Soundsystem
‘Pop Goes My Heart’ – Pop [d]
‘Prickly Thorn, But Sweetly Worn’ – The White Stripes [d]
‘Saturate’ – The Chem Bros
‘Somewhere Between Waking And Sleeping’ – Air feat Neil Hannon
‘Starz In Their Eyes’ – Just Jack [d]
‘Stop Bombin Roscommon’ – The Kemicks [d]
‘Stop Me’ – Mark Ronson feat Daniel Merriweather
‘Stronger’ – Kayne West
‘Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger’ – Daft Punk
‘The Songs We Sing’ – Charlotte Gainsbourg [d]
‘The Way I Are’ – Timbaland feat Keri Hilson & D.O.E.
‘Throw It On Me’ – Timbaland feat Hives
‘Tick Tick Boom’ – Hives
‘Umbrella’ – Rihanna
‘We Are The Night’ – The Chem Bros
‘You Know I’m No Good’ – Amy Winehouse
‘Young Folks’ – Peter Bjorn & John

looking for more [d]s?
we’re sure you interweb savy folks
can finger it out fo yoselfsz

don’t look back in hangers

i heard you say
’06
’05
’04
’03

Lebowski Fest LA gathers the creme de la crap this year in terms of special guest stars, including, but not limited to Marty the Landlord, the dude who owns the Corvette and the real little Larry (pic above)!?

This is what happens when you fuck a stranger in the ass!
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps!

but will the Lebowski Fest be outdone by the inaugural Office Convention being held later this month in Scranton, PA? [PradaShopNYC]

Oasis/Blur feud officially ends

Keds/Mischa Barton lovefest officially continues

Mel Gibson’s tenure as chief jerkass officially to never end!

Moby’s cooler than you

hate you some touchdown Jesus loving shizzle in the NFL? Blame Herb Lusk

a Pablo Escobar film without the talents of Billy Walsh or Vincent Chase

Tori Spelling is a Pussy-dog faced yuck bag

Jason Takes Aresnio

vote early and often for ‘a bunch of flizm flazm‘

Harvard Scientists Build a Device to Smoke Weed During Brain Scan [Ceffie]

The Top Ten Strange and Unusual Japanese Chewing Gums

39 Flight of the Conchords icons

the oilyistest butt you’ll see all day [NSFW]

Bacon Apple Pie

Mario loves laying pipe, and you love smoking from one. Finally, the two have merged [PakulaShaker]

помогите разобраться люди, methinks that’s Russian for slutty old hag who has trouble hiding her areola

death from dragons fucking cars

and while we missed out on birthday kugs and hisses for the bestest set of spicy Italian NSFW tatties nick goings, we would never forget about extending 20th b-day wishes and extending our penis to Her Former Royal Thighness, Camilla Belle

Blu-ray, HD DVD
Overtake VHS in Sales!

hopefully such a ‘feat’ won’t impact the future bestness that be Gondry’s Be Kind Rewind flick

above melted VHS tape image ganked from Solar Death Ray’s work on the classic Sweatin’ To The Oldies

and two of the zillion things that I really miss from the 80s:

those thumcredible plastic Warner Home Video VHS boxes

dat included that
yumcredible 70s
Warner Communications logo

you are now reentering the 21st century…

The New York Film Festival unleashes their entire line-up. So where do I line-up for tickets?

Getting high with Richard Branson

America’s second Wagamama opens

Norman Chad strikes back on his PTI buddies with the help of Nipsey Russell’s Ghost(?)

Mandy Moore is slowly turning into Jennifer Tilly

I am – Claire Danes is Boring and So Is Her Nipple of the Day [NSFW]

five Frank Lloyd Wright houses you can actually stay at: The Seth Peterson Cottage in Mirror Lake, Wisc, The Jacobs House in Madison, Wisc, The Bernard Schwartz House in Two Rivers Wisconsin, The Louis Penfield House in Willoughby Hills, Ohio & The Duncan House at Polymath Park Resort in Acme, PA

other Fletch book covers
with Chevy’s face
Reverend Sun Myung Moon’s Gigli

The 50 Greatest Sex Scenes In Cinema

10 Shocking AIDS Ads from Around the World

gets my STAMPs of approval: Marvel Super Heroes

Foghorn Leghorn hearts KFC

Madden 2008 Is Out! But Where Are The Ambulances?

and before I head off to the gay beach for the tweakend, lemme be the first to welcome the second, maybe third, greaTITS pair of UK boobs headed for America: Jennifer Ellison’sez!!

[from her faptastic 2006 calendar]

pee es – if you see one movie this week, make it The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters, which we lovingly peeped at this year’s TFF