Thighs Wide Shut

yous knows we have an on hard for all things Savage
but who be the mos bangable Savage of them all?

Fred? we’ll stick to watching The Wonder Years and not him taking off his underwear (and/or underoos)

Ben? his pubes are probably a lil too curly for our tastes, and who would want that boy to meet our world record lengtheded dongs?

so who can it be then?

ever hear of their older sister Kala Savage?

she’s a sometime actress (soon to appear on one of our mos flavorite shows, Aliens In America, which has had some of its eps directed by her bro) and the lead singer of the band Biirdie. we thinks they have a spelling problem, and not in the tori sense. anywho, she may not be the flyest sister of all the Hollywood acting dynasties, but we’d rather get freaky with her than with Cuthbest’s sister Lee-Ann

mo from the Savage garden…

Wonder Faps
X-Ent’s take on The Wizard
A Complete Savage
The Wonder Twilight Years
Hugestest Bears Fan of 1987 + other PBride fun
the Arnold bros reunite in toon form
Joanne Savage to receive an award for having d-bag sons
our review of The Savages
‘vs’ films that need to be made
a photochop
Savage Beach, some Skinamax flick we and our man Marvkus watched in our tween days
& that humcredible SG song where they chica-ed ‘cherry cola’… whatever the fork that meant

the only thing that was missing for us to go completely gay for Jude Law was breaststetetess

[WTF OMGZ, NSFW]

oh what, Dustin Hoffman with breastetetszzz is more your speed?

Cuthbest returns to TV as a New York literacy teacher/record store clerk who embarks on a cross-continental romance with a London stock broker. You had us at ‘literacy teacher/record store clerk’

the cave hotel [Funtasticus]

FAPtastic

wethinks this is what the Princess Bride booer looked like when she was younger

[dem legs always be so tasty, which sometimes be a lil NSFW]

our Final Four picks: UNC, Vandy, UCLA & Stanford

Jenna Fischer doesn’t want to date you, so stop asking her out

we see nothing wrong with 90210-2

Cuthbest humps a car

Irvine Welsh to pen a Trainspotting prequel. we hope Spud stains a few more sheets

Zurich’s Google office is probably a lot cooler than Zurich’s Lycos office

Indiana Jones trilogy in animated gif format

Who Needs a Movie? [Levittttown]

and bless you Oleg Kosirev, and your NSFW ways…

bonus pics of Cuthilton holdin hands

long live Jack’s shitty, scruffy looking nerf-herdin’ white-man beard

we’re done thinking on Monday AMs
but we still love things in groups of ten
so here are ten… things!

1) we’ve been waiting fo ages to see what Elisha Cuthbert’s sister Lee Ann looks like

2) the tribute to Sean Taylor that the Skins and their fans put on yesterday was eggszactly what it needed to be. the outcome of the game was not. how do you lose 5 games after leading at halftime in one year ? we wish it was the straw the banged the camel’s a$$, but since the NFC purty much blows, dem Skins are STILL in the playoff hunt. pee es – FU to you money makers out there

3) cark your malendars: the extra special Extras series finale airs 12/16 on HBO

4) we just lost our perma-boner for Camilla Belle

6) never forget: RateMyPoo.com

7) a fan of Gossip Girl, aka the show that’s 283283 times better than The OC cause stuff actually happens? then we know your reading NY Mag‘s weekly deli-licious round up of Xs, Os and no-nos

8) JO matz for all you fan boys out there

9) some chick pouring milk on her bynormus bazongies [NSFW]

10) many years have passedt, but still, no other porn has topped the name and poster of…