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Thursday, May 24

Lost In Face

Dude, did you dig Jack's faux beard as munch as I did?


thought you did, so we assembled, at no extra charge, a salute to shitty, scruffy looking nerf-herdin' white-man beards that are doppelgängbangers to Jack's

George Clooney from Snoozyriana


PJ Carlesimo


Steve Carell from Little Miss Snoozeshine


Baba au Rum

aka Fletch F Fletch

John Lennon


Sam Waterston from The Killing Fields


Matisyahu


Fagin


The Lizard King


Harrison Ford


Rick Rubin


anyone who competes

@ the WB&MCs

China Hater Jack Bauer


Hillbilly Jim

or Hacksaw Jim Duggan for you youngins

Richie Tenenbaum


Charles Manson
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GI Joe's Clutch


The Bee Bearded Lady


&
duhvs course

King Leonidjackass