Thighs Wide Shut

Mary Elizabeth Winstead (aka MEW) totally makes me want to live free and die with a hard on

[mo snapsz]

James Gandolfini Shot By Closure-Seeking Fan

The Cyclone turned 80, and you didn’t, jerks!

Cuthbest gets her hands dirty

Princess Di was once hungry like a wolf for Bon, Simon LeBon

Shawn Edwards to play D.L. Hughley in a biopic called On The DL

Love Actually cutie patootie extraordinaire Martine McCutcheon finally gets employed. No more dole for her, unless of course, she decides to take me and Lucy Pinder up on that offer to recreate the NSFW champagne titties scene from Wild Things, but instead of the bubbly, we’d use a tin of Dole pineapple juice instead!

Spencer Elden, aka the baby on Nirvana’s Nevermind cover, is all growns up

[Wiki/Spakula Shaker]

101 things all sports fans must experience before they die

how do you take yer Bialystock? With Bloom or ala Starosielce?

animated gifs galore of some Indian actress dancin on a beach

Why are public toilet seats always ‘U’ shaped?

zero bids for a Robin Williams Smiling Life Mask Cast from Bicentennial Man? Oh the humanity!!

internal vaginal casts

this guy is serious [NSFW]

and from Seoul Brotha #1/Jew of the East…

a lil taste from the first day of Indy 4 shooting!!!

Cuthbest to do the thumpossible by beautifying New Jersey, when she makes an appearance at Fangoria’s Weekend of Horrors, June 29-July 1 [Jews of the East wit Seoul]

Showtime does the toepossible by making Henry the VIII and Jonathan Rhys Meyers even gayer than before for their second season of da Tudors

Bill Clinton totally hearts Smashmouth

Bond film 22 to feature Billy Bob Thornton in a Peter Pan costume getting raw on the floor with Harold Crick

Brooklyn to become a zoo of yumcredible free concerts this summer, includin but not limited to Billy Ocean, Air Supply, MC Hammer AND Boyz II Men (what, no love for Sudden Impact?)

you didn’t ask for it, but yer still gonna get it: a brand new (or is it old?) Carey Mulligan snap

[Behind the Sofa]

LEGO finally gives love to Indiana Jones, although people made do without such a tang for years

Tony Kornheiser’s Porn-stache and a pre-Jurassic/Thighrassic Larry King recap the ’85 Redskins season

Development hell On Earth: 20 Movies Not Coming Soon to a Theater Near You

free screenings abound for Introducing the Dwights , which sadly has nothing to do with a certain member of the Schrute clan

when trash and shadows make art

5 Random ’80s Toys

diving never looked so good bad

FluffyCD’s photos [b3ta]

and reason #69Turk182 to get a Wii: FIFA ’08, which will include foosball!! Some say bestest game within a game since Gradius popped up during the 2nd intermission of the NES 8-bit classic Blades of Steel [play actual game]

I guess they didn’t take my advice from last year
cause this is what happened on 24 this season…

-nothing

-snoozing

-Jack yelled

-Jack was calm and then he yelled

-Jack yelled and then he was calm

-Jack didn’t yell so much when he had a beard

-Chloe made the Willie McGee ‘Somebody farted’ face

at least 8 times per hour

–Babe’s owner is Jack’s dad and he sucks

–Jack’s brother totally got a great deal on a face & body lift

-Curtis is the latest victim of black man dies syndrome

-Kumar didn’t go to White Castle

-Audrey Raines does her bestest Nell impersonation

–Marisol Nichols = MEOW

–Boris ‘The Blade’ Yurinov > Dmitri Gredenko

-Abu Fayed < Imhotep

-Eric Balfour scores < than Ed Belfour

-D.B. Woodside is probably the wurstest President since our current one and probably the wurstest D.B. since Sweeney

-Rob Lowe’s brother is still a wuss

–Morris the Cat is almost more bangable than Morris O’Brian

-The Logans have more issues than a lifetime subscription to Variety

-Walid Al-Rezani may or may not like dinning Al-Dente

-Peter MacNicol has really turned his life around after Vigo possessed him

–no one can Matchett

-the Chinese hate Jack Bauer almost as much as they hate eating dog

-by the powers vested in me I now pronounce Powers Boothe the new Messiah

–Rick Schroder still can’t breakdance

-no sign of Behroozz or Cuthbest or even Miles Papazian (not to be confused with Marty Papazian), what the ef and gee?

and how come Edgar Stiles didn’t rise from the grave?

-zzzzzzzzzzzzz

-more nothing

booop booop beeep

this season was almost as boring as Radiohead’s new music

gawd bless the talk of reboot

and to all a good day night

in what is sure to be the least sexiest Quiet flick starring Cuthbest AND Christian Slater dressed as Milton, we present to you:

peeping Nancy O’Dell’s baby shower pics will be the closest I’ll ever come to showering with her

Sexual Moments In Video Game History

9 things I learned about the world according to anonymous stock photo models

Kurzsichtige Schildkröte begegnet Wok auf Küchenspüle!
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beans and frank [NSFW]

and

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