endless Chinese water torture at the hands of the always Lethal Al Leong who has 'must appear shirtless' written in to all of his contracts
Chloe's outta nowhere gay ex-husband becomes the next President or the new Mrs Miles Papazian
while former President Richard M Nixon Logan breaks outta Arkham Asylum and terrorizes the city under his new moniker llon Tandro
while Cuthies at Soul Man's insistence becomes a terrorist porn star and sez 'Don't you want to f#ck me, you capitalist pig?' ad infinitum
while Cuthies mountainous stalker Johnny Drama gets leg implants and becomes the new 4head of CTU
while Edgar's Italian mafia pals avenge his death while he's porkin Vito in heaven
while Kiefer enlists the Lost Boys sax playa to help save the world from Christopher Henderson who has been resurrected as Robocop and out to make the world eat maggots
