I stephen stills can't beeleave ABC turned down my offer to cover all the production costs for a second season. I guess they weren't too keane on my ideas for new characters, like Sio Bibble as the town's new Supreme Vice Chancellor Assistant to
Darth PlagueisThe full line-up has frynally been announced for
Central Park's Summerstage. No big sirprizes, cause I knows you read the
BV, but how outta leftfield is
the Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians reunion show? I guess Paul Simon put his wife back to work in order to pay off the debts from the
Capeman debacle, eh? Anywho,
EB and
the New Bs are not only reuniting, but dropping a new album on July 25th! Listenage to their new track 'Wear You Down' [
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Reason #1 to hit up
Lebowski Fest Austin this weekend: personal appearance of Big Lew Abernathy, one of
the inspirations for
the Walter Sobchak
50 bucks will get ya into an early screening of the
Strangers With Candy movie, and possibly into the pants of some gaylords
Didn't realize Axl loved
Misshapes THAT much
Bestest ep of
Amazing Stories? Me spanx not. Dat honor blackman belongs to the
Saving Private Ryanesque episode
'No Day at the Beach'Breastest post-1983
Star Wars tee of balls thyme
Wonder if
these heads of state give great head, or juss headache?
I'd almost rather watch
Jiminy Glick in Lalawood 7 times over than see
Click fo freeI can't finger out what's so humorous about
thisBlessed be the person who was intersleuthing
'Rock Down To Electric Boogaloo'Dispelling that Mentos/exploding Pepsi rumor that no one's ever had a reason to spell-dis
NSFWNSFWNSFWNSFWand
[plenty mo]
