ABC AXES
INVASION
THIGHMASTER
VOWS VENGEANCE
and
VOWS TO EAT COWS
BUT WILL THE CW
SAVE THE DAY?and flubs course, this can only mean one thing
...How dare they do what they do did. One of televenison's mos bestest and underappreciated shows will go the way of
Drexell's Class, the one year wonder rubbish bin, after the season/series finale airs this Thursday. SHAME SHAME SHAMUS!!! This show was groundbreaking, earthshattering, neptuneshattering, uranusshattering, like a giant dildo in yer anus!! I cannot recall one single program in the history of the we-tube that had a dude with a perma-5 o'lock shadow with a hot-ass brunette wife and an even hottier-arsed blond ex-wife with a girl that looks like a monkey who showed Bill Murray her b-day suit [
NSFW] with a dude with a 9-head with a kid who looks like Jack White as a kid with a guy who could totally pass for a
Mog in certain circles.
Guns n' Roses
bloom again in the 1st 2 outta 4 NYC showz. I regretfully missed the Metallica/GNR tour back in the '92, so I'm trying to make up for it by going to the bastardization version 2nite at Hammerstein. I'll be sure to bring a pillow, since Axl probably won't show up til 3am.... when KLF usually rocks us [
vid]. Bi they gay, I'd never heard of this song b4, but I'm total cereal lovin KLF's 'Doctorin' The Tardis' [
vid |
d]
Initial VV
Siren Fest line-up announced. Even if Jesus was playing with Hedrix AND Moses and wit Matt Sorum on drums, I'd still spend my entire day smokin doobies on the Wonder-Wheel, hittin up the battling cages, and digesting anything with bacon at
indigestion landDude, Mandy Moore grows super fly by the minute rice
AND she likes Jewish boys with good senses of humors! I know she's talking about Zack Boo, but I think she's secretly fingering herself in my image. Or at least that's what my 4th personality told me.
Anderson Coops goes
420, but not that
420. When will he break out his Nash board and go all
720° on us? And why the spigs do
60 Mins keep adding
correspondents? They shoulda kept
60 Mins 2 for all the 2nd rate scrubs they have on board. Speaking of, where the jim fassel has
Steve Hartman and his jerkassedness been?
[MFH]The lean, and now
the wink? WHAT WILL THEY THINK OF NEXT?! Hopefully it involves a lot of bending over and women
Optimus Prime timeI'm sure you didn't see it in del previous post, cause yer sick of reading movie reviews, but...
Corey Haim movie trailers'Chanukah's da Bomb' [
vid] by
Alan Dershowitz' mos flavorite band that's appearing on the Kidzapalooza stage at Lollapalooza,
ChutzpahI know this is like 17 years too late, but I forgot how slow Martika's 'Toy Soldiers' [
vid|
d] waz, after many a repeated thighpod listenings to Eminem's version [
d]. Howevs, I will never forgot the last trioing of powerhouse actors
Wil Wheaton, Keith Coogan, and SamwiseStrangers With Candy: The MusicThey say hea
van is place on earth, but this shiz below is outta this world, as well as control. So much so, that I wish I could borrow dem wheels for 12 minutes and have me a 5some with
Falkor/Mischa and
Sasha/Childlike P in the back of this baby!!
[mo snaps vis Chaoss]Save Buddy's
buddiesCelebFavorites.com, cause everyone really needs to know which Thomas Edison Museum Brittany Murphy frequents
The
Deal Or Now Deal modelsYou Say Toby, I Say TobeyLily Allen's mos bored fan, in
VIDEO FORM!
One Love, Stay PuftMoustache May [
Precogz]
Super Mario 1, now with 100% more Bullet Bill! [
Go! Rilla]
для тех, кто не был в Воронеже, выкладываю шесть фото меня в составе косплей-группы по Samurai Champloo'Hail to the Chief'
played on the hands [
Dat Nguyen]
Enema Recipes [Denver Bronchitis]
And if it was possible for two fictional men to have a child, I'd select President Logan and
Miles Papazian to be the true
My Two Dads. Hell, I love Miles and his last name so much, I'll father the effin anti-Christ child!