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Friday, March 26

Qwik Bitz


All three of these actors were blacklisted in Hollywood after the sequel.
- I find it hard to believe that a Hooters restaurant manger would do something so degrading to women like videotaping applicants while they were changing into Hooters uniforms as part of their job interviews. If anyone knows the guy, please tell him to contact me, as I would love put those videos right next to my copy of Citizen Kane.

- McDonald's not only loves to see you smile and make you fat, but they also want to put you in debt. By the year's end, 6,000 of their "restaurants" will be accepting credit and debit cards.

- Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz have called it quits. She decided that she'd rather date birds, since she looks like one, and he would rather date hunky men. Tom, my email is listed on this site. I'd love to see you dance in yer undies at my house.

- A Texas man was so moved after watching The Passion of the Christ that he confessed to murdering a 19-year old. I was so moved after that movie that I took a monster dump and then I went out and killed some Jews.

- Finally, Andrew McCarthy admitted on a 20/20 interview that he was drunk from 1988 through '92. Well then Andy, what's your eggcuse for Weekend At Bernie's II? That movie was released in 1993!!