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Thursday, March 11

Touch Me, I'm Almost Famous

I know one of the contestants dats gonna be on the new edition of Average Shmoe. She is the second person I know to be on a 3rd rate reality show.

The first person was a college "acquaintance" of mine, who was on the very much forgotten show Murder In Small Town X. He's the one wearing that silly Aunt Jemima do rag.