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Friday, March 12
During a sermon on Friday, a Vatican preacher stressed to the congregation that not all Jewish people should be blamed for The Christ's death. Phew, at least some of us are off the hook... for now. I say we blame the following Jews instead: Barry Manilow, The Marx Brothers, Mark Spitz, Dr. Ruth, and Uri Geller. Spoon bending is always the first step on the road to Messiah killing.
Mustaches = Gold Medals!
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