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Tuesday, April 20
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Mos def the gayest monster ever |
1. Kill Bill: Volume 2 - $25.5 million - How many geeks does it take to fill a movie theater? Divide $25.5 mil by 10.
2. The Punisher - $14 million - I think I've declared a silent-jihad against John Travolta movies.
3. Johnson Family Vacation - $6.4 million - Seriously, who's Steve Harvey's dentist? He has the whitest set of chompers on earth.
4. Hellboy - $5.7 million - Number 2 got greenlighted. It's gonna stink more than a #2. Czech out our review.
5. Home on the Range - $5.4 million - I think its time for Disney to option all those cereal mascots and make a movie. Tony the Tiger and Snap, Crackle, and Pop take on General Mills and his army of the undead, Count Chocula, Frankenberry, Boo Berry, Fruit Brute, and Yummy Mummy.
6. Scooby-Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed - $5.1 million - F-this. Bring on Jabberjaw!
7. Walking Tall - $4.6 million - That dude Neal McDonough's eyes creep me out.
8. Ella Enchanted $4.4 million - Ella is under a spell to be constantly obedient. Hey Ella, pick up my dry cleaning and then go jump in a lake.
9. The Passion of the Christ - $4.1 million - El Christo needs about 6 mil to pass Jurassic Park to become the 7th highest grossing film of all time. It's already the grossest movie of all time.
10. The Alamo - $4 million - Davy Crockett's got a wocket in his pocket.
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