These People Were Born
1857 - original attorney to the stars, Clarence "Bow and" Darrow
1946 - Parent Trapper, Hayley "General" Mills
1947 - actor and playa, James "Morning" Woods
1954 - kid shrinker and Dana Barrett worshipper, Rick "Uranus" Moranis
1956 - Eric "how am I related to Julia" Roberts
1963 - best talk show host EVER, Conan "The Librarian" O'Brien
1976 - former tween dream, Melissa Joan Hart "Explains It All"
We all known Clarissa is a huge star, but
whatever happened to her brother Ferguson?
And This Shit Happened
1025 - Boleslaw I Chrobry (what a kickass name, eh?) is crowned as the first in history king of Poland. His first act was the creation of an inventors club, which eventually gave us the submarine with a screen door.
1906 - A massive earthquake destroys much of San Francisco. All the gay clubs and Chinese restaurants have to be rebuilt.
1980 - Rhodesia becomes the Republic of Zimbabwe. Best names of former African colonies: The Transvaal and The Orange Free State.
To hell with Kamchatka, Yakutsk and Irkutsk,
it's all about the African colonies.
