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Saturday, April 3

Hung Low, Osborne High

Ewes gots to be kidding me.
- Will "Shark Teeth" Hung "Like a Horse" is approaching his 14th minute of fame. This Tuesday his debut album drops in stores nationwide. Now you can headbang to "She Bangs" or rock out to his rendition of "Rocket Man." What's next, Amorosa from The Apprentice releasing a Bell Biv DeVoe tribute album? Get me off this planet.

- In other horrible music newzz, Kelly Yucksborne is slowly turning into the heir to Courtney Love. After being caught with a boatload of painkillers, the family is sending her away to spend some quality time rehabin'. All of this could have been avoided by:
A) Sending her to fat camp.
B) Never putting spoiled kids on TV to make them even more spoiled.
C) Banning her music in public.


# Hung Low, Osborne High