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Monday, April 5

I Scream
You Scream
We All Scream
For Booze Ice Cream!

Well it didn't take too long for a new product to come out and beat Shards O' Glass as the ice cream of my heart: Illicit Vodka Cranberry Magnum. Now we all can truly know how it feels to live in Siberia. Anywho, some Australians are up in arms over this and fear that it'll turn kids on to the sauce. "These products normalize alcohol and suggest to people that they ought to be thinking about alcohol just about every hour of the day," said the director of the Community Alcohol Action Network. What about those people who think of alcohol every minute? This is a dream come true!

In non-ice cream news, Clyde "The Glyde" Drexler was elected to the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame today. Long live the days of short shirts.